Spidey vs. Enzyte Bob

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Good wood from black widow venom??

The spider’s bite can kill children and the elderly, but among strong young farmers it leads to erections that can last for days and involve involuntary ejaculations.

At the end of the ordeal, the man is left sexually energized and feels physically stronger, the saying goes.[MS-NBC]

I think I’ll wait for the pill.

2 Responses to “Spidey vs. Enzyte Bob”

  1. Raven Says:

    As expected in an MSM story, disinformation even a middle eastern country could be proud of.

    It is the Phoneutria genus (wandering spiders) that is known to cause that effect (called priapism) and L. mactans is the southern widow, found commonly in the United States even as far north as New York.

    Here is a more accurate article - ironically originating from Fox.
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269455,00.html

  2. Bob B Says:

    “The spider’s bite can kill children and the elderly, but among strong young farmers it leads to erections that can last for days and involve involuntary ejaculations.”

    So what about kids enrolled in the 4H club or the elderly that have a vegetable garden in their yard?

    This reminds me of a South Park episode when the Catholic Church had to break down and ask the holiest of holiest (a spider) to draw some difficult lines.

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