Evil Eye Contains Kerosene
Gemmy Industries Corp. Recalls Flashing Eyeball Toys Due to Chemical Hazard
For ages three and up. What harm could a little kerosene do? It’s not like we’re giving it to two-year-olds. First it was melamine-laced pet food, then Mr. Cool toothpaste, and now exploding kerosene eyeballs. The Chinese are trying to destroy us, I tell you!![USCPSC]
So……is this my most useless blog post yet? Damn, less than three weeks blogging, and already I’m going to the Consumer Product Safety Commision for content. Bad sign……
