Ruptured Structure

Strong bitch, weak scrotum, I guess. But damn…she tried to EAT it.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.”[BBC]

Amazingly, the guy’s friend grabbed it and gave it back?? I’ll apologize in advance to my buds here, but if a psycho chick rips your nut out with her bare hands, not only am I NOT TOUCHING your disembodied testicular, I’m also getting the FUCK out of there. I know you’d do the same.

So, Diane sent me this. Should I be worried?

Also, no pics. Sorry.

EDIT:  I just realized this story is really old.  Anyone have any updates on Mr. One-nut or the crazy ball-eater?

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